How oh-so sweet to kindly allow us to wear jeans in the office at the conclusion of each week. We must be so thankful, so eternally and everlastingly thankful, right….?
Wait!
If this is the situation in your office, take heed working girl! Don’t submit yourself to this ridiculous form of degradation. Don’t be fooled into thinking this is some “perk” of the job, but instead note it for what it really is…being treated like you’re in the 3rd grade and it’s morning show-and-tell time, and you’re allowed to bring in your favorite pony from your My Little Pony collection to share with the class.
Putrid!
Oh, why thank you so much for telling me that I may in fact, dress down a bit, as long as there are no holes in my denim and I wear an appropriate blouse or sweater vest combination along with the most unassuming little pumps or penny loafers I can find in my closet. Why thank you! Thank you oh so very much!
As we said, don’t be fooled working girl and let yourself fall prey to this perverse delusion that you work for some sort of generous employer that is allowing you (gaaaasp!) to wear jeans on Friday. In reality, they’re just exercising obstinate control over their many minions and laughing all the way to the bank.
Instead, opt to wear your very best, most beautifully tailored blazer and anything but denim on your lower half. Take extra care with your hair and makeup and make all those compliant and subservient losers feel like total shlumps on the dreaded day. What’s better, is that you’ll most likely be showing up your boss and anyone above you, when they’re wearing some disgusting, washed-out cardigan. And trust us, it will feel sooooo good. So very very good!
Casual Friday? No fucking thank you!