Happy St. Valentine’s Day Working Girls

Break out your heart-shaped stress balls working girls, it’s the dreariest holiday of the year.

Let us not forget, it’s one of the stupidest holidays invented, so word to the wise: WEAR BLACK!  Don’t be one of THOSE mindless twits showing up to the office wearing a purple headband with mini slinkys leading the way to bobbling pink love hearts.  Worse yet, leggings with cutout hearts under an all too casual tunic.  Think it’s impossible for someone to be so deranged they wear this sort of foul garb to the office?  Think again.  We’ve seen it done, jaw to the ground, we’ve seen it!

Holidays primarily meant for children is no free pass to dress like you’re 12.  So act cool, like it’s an ordinary day at the office and secretly sneak out for a lunch break and treat yourself to a hot read pair of stilettos and a quick glass of rosé.